Episode 52

T’was the night of the podcast…

Terrance’s lawyer called to let us know
we have paid our dues, we’ve been let go
It is a day of celebration
We shall indulge in some libation
This has been a major breakthrough
And just before Christmas too

We thought what a nice gesture it would be,
to invite them over for nice cup of tea
They accepted, Hooray! all shall be well,
our hearts went a flutter and began to swell
But then it began to rain ice from the sky,
“Oh dear,” said Pete, “won’t they all die?”
We held out hope and shoveled like mad,
But alas we saw no one and then became sad

“Wait,” shouted Aaron, “what’s that over there?”
As a cloud of black floated through the air
We were all so scared we thought we’d be beaten
Chewed up and mashed and then excreted
But what was this, it was a voice that we know
It was the angelic ring of Terrance’s widow

“Hark,” said she, “Don’t shoot, we come bearing a gift.”
We thought, how sweet, and that was the end of the rift
With smiles we put on the kettle and sat by the fire
While his relatives were all sitting on wire
As Tim told stories they all listened
Aaron stared out the window as the snow glistened
Aaron thought of the podcast and decided,
no way not tonight that would be misguided.

Episode 51

In episode 51 Roy Moore and Trump and net neutrality are the upwardly mobile topics. Is the Earth round or flat, disk shaped or spherical, is it a chocolate orange or is it a pumpkin spice cookie with icing only on the edge? The third segment we do a tool review, sort of. We tried something new and may have failed. Forward we shall push through the murky waters of failure and despair.All we have to do is make it to morning and we’ll be alright. Eastward bound for the sun shall rise again.

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow – Episode 51

Episode 50

In episode 50 we discuss Trump, Flynn, and the head of the FCC. What Flynn did this week and why the head of the FCC is a total twat-waffle. Universal basic income is the second topic. Is it a good thing or a bad thing or is it something that we will not be able to get away from. Do we have a choice but to go into the direction of having a basic income given to us by the Feds? The last segment asks, “Are driver-less semi-trucks or fully autonomous semi-trucks the future?

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow – Episode 50

Episode 49

This is getting out of hand. Now Terrance’s great grand kids are sabotaging our recording equipment. We came into the garage to record and found that the mixer only had one working input. Upon further inspection we had found cricket feces inside of the mixer along with several chewed wires and five corpses. We assume that it took more than one generation of them to do enough damage to the mixer. We cleaned the mixer of the corpses and as we did we noticed that there was so much hate left in the bodies that it ate through the board. We held a funeral for the mixer, it was lovely.